Sunday, September 24, 2006

Pause

Taking a break from the relative seriousness of my blog...below is an example of what I sometimes do when I'm really annoyed at something. Enjoy.

EMDS: Eventual Myspace Devolution Syndrome

Derived from a recent observational study researched via repeated Internet networking and communication exposure. Symptoms may include the following:
  • Repeated and unnecessary use of punctuation and/or capitalization (ex. OMG! Where you been?! I can't BELIEVE you haven't commented back YET!!!!)
  • Intentional and unintentional misspelling and/or abbreviation of common words and phrases (ex. jk, lol, ttyl, omg, hehe, holla, gurl, hawt, sexi)
  • Insertion of aforementioned items into each sentence of online communication (ex. OMGSH lol holla at ya gurl lol hehe ttyl! lol)
  • Insertion of aforementioned items into verbal communication
  • Lack of valid meaning in majority of communication attempts

Outside contact with intelligent communicators (ICs) also may reveal symptoms. These symptoms may include the following:

  • Increased annoyance level and/or blood pressure of ICs
  • IC bewilderment and/or amusement at lack of valid meaning
  • Mental breakdown and devolution of IC into similar symptoms exhibited by the aformentioned subjects

1 Comments:

Blogger Davidge said...

0ff the subject of the blog, but on the topic of the title, pause... Selah. A holy pause. A rest in psalms that gives you a bit of time to take in what has been said, time to be a sponge. So be a sponge, find a time to... Selah. just some friendly advice from your neighborhood spiderman?

11:25 AM  

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