Sunday, September 24, 2006


Taking a break from the relative seriousness of my blog...below is an example of what I sometimes do when I'm really annoyed at something. Enjoy.

EMDS: Eventual Myspace Devolution Syndrome

Derived from a recent observational study researched via repeated Internet networking and communication exposure. Symptoms may include the following:
  • Repeated and unnecessary use of punctuation and/or capitalization (ex. OMG! Where you been?! I can't BELIEVE you haven't commented back YET!!!!)
  • Intentional and unintentional misspelling and/or abbreviation of common words and phrases (ex. jk, lol, ttyl, omg, hehe, holla, gurl, hawt, sexi)
  • Insertion of aforementioned items into each sentence of online communication (ex. OMGSH lol holla at ya gurl lol hehe ttyl! lol)
  • Insertion of aforementioned items into verbal communication
  • Lack of valid meaning in majority of communication attempts

Outside contact with intelligent communicators (ICs) also may reveal symptoms. These symptoms may include the following:

  • Increased annoyance level and/or blood pressure of ICs
  • IC bewilderment and/or amusement at lack of valid meaning
  • Mental breakdown and devolution of IC into similar symptoms exhibited by the aformentioned subjects


Blogger Davidge said...

0ff the subject of the blog, but on the topic of the title, pause... Selah. A holy pause. A rest in psalms that gives you a bit of time to take in what has been said, time to be a sponge. So be a sponge, find a time to... Selah. just some friendly advice from your neighborhood spiderman?

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